Superbad == Superbad

Superbad [2007]

Director: Greg Mottola
Actor: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bill Hader, Seth Rogen

After American Pie everything changed. It was alright to have really shitty plots and stereotypical charicatures in comedies that were mostly about men trying to get laid. Some of them were funny (Old School, Wedding Crashers), some of them were not. This one was not.

Seth (Hill) and Evan (Cera) are two dorky high school students about to graduate. They are also best friends. Seth is the chubby clown, not too serious about anything but pussy. Evan is a good student, socially a little awkward but a guy who has his head on straight. They’ve been best friends since they were 8 years old, and now, on the eve of their graduation, they decide to try and get laid before hitting college, so that they will have some experience before facing college chicks. A party thrown by a friend of theirs provides them with the right opportunity to get their respective girls drunk enough to sleep with them. They reluctantly team up with their friend Vogel (Mintz-Plasse) who has obtained a fake ID, and goes by the name McLovin most of the movie, in order to buy the alcohol for the party.

From then on the movie finally gets going, but it goes in a bizarre direction. Two cops (Hader and Rogen) with some deeply disturbing emotional problems and personalities that are both incredibly dim as well as frightfully unpredictable, take McLovin on a tour through the city, going from one call to the next, while drinking booze and breaking a lot of laws. All in the name of “fun.”

Blah blah blah. I don’t want to write the rest of this review. There’s a few funny bits, but mostly it’s an annoying film. Sadly, the few funny bits were spaced just so that I thought something might change this film from the Superbad turd it was into something fun. A fun turd, perhaps. It didn’t. Shite!

[D&D] Campaign

My D&D campaign finally came to a close with a rather climactic finish, which, sadly, left most players dead and one player sacrificed for the greater good. I got many compliments from my players for the campaign and the way it finished, and I think it’s the best and most consistently solid game I’ve ever run so far. Thinking back, it was quite a ride. :)

Next week, Dennis is going to be picking up his game again, and I’m thoroughly looking forward to it. I expect that I’ll be reading up on a bunch of useless things to add some spice and flavour to my character once the gaming starts.

The Morning So Far

Positive:

  • Feel good about helping my brother yesterday.
  • Have tomorrow off, which reinvigorates.
  • Have candy.
  • Have new headphones.

Negative:

  • Hard time waking up.
  • Massive building headache.
  • Disappointing people.
  • Deadline pressure at work.

It looks like it’s a toss up between the possitive and the negative, but it certainly doesn’t feel that way. I guess what I should really do is weigh each one in a calculation of some sort. P2 weighs pretty heavily, P3 and P4 a little less so. N1 is relatively petty, while N2 and N3 are huge! Yeah, I think I have to come to the conclusion that my morning isn’t so great.

Today my mother is getting the results from the bone-scan they did recently. After she was done with the radiology she got tremendous pains in her chest and right shoulder. She thought they were the result of the rather uncomfortable position she was required to stay in each time she had a radiological session, but the doctor thought it would be prudent to do a bonescan to make sure the cancer hadn’t spread to her blood and bones. Yesterday the pain was so bad she couldn’t sit still, trying to find relief of the pain. My mother’s hardcore and I don’t think I know anyone with a paintolerance as high as hers, and she was pacing the room crying, despite the painkillers, so I can’t even imagine how bad it must be for her. Hopefully its not cancer, but something a little more mundane and treatable through fysiotherapy.

So yeah, I shouldn’t complain about my morning. It’s just that when overall things are kind of shitty, the little things start to really nag at me.

It’s a Girl!

My friend Marco was just subjected to fatherhood. She’s a healthy baby-girl who goes by the name Holland. Both mother and child are doing well, I’m just not entirely sure it sank in with the father. I think I’m going to plan a trip to see him soon(ish), and I’ll be bringing him some application papers for the Foreign Legion. :)

IQ

I just did the Facebook IQ test. It’s thirty questions (suspect) and you get 15 minutes to complete all the questions. I got distracted by work for a few minutes, so it took me 13 minutes or so. I had all the questions correct, and I only got a 146! I’m so disappointed that I might have to take the test again.