Journal

My friend Marco was just subjected to fatherhood. She’s a healthy baby-girl who goes by the name Holland. Both mother and child are doing well, I’m just not entirely sure it sank in with the father. I think I’m going to plan a trip to see him soon(ish), and I’ll be bringing him some application papers for the Foreign Legion. :)

I just did the Facebook IQ test. It’s thirty questions (suspect) and you get 15 minutes to complete all the questions. I got distracted by work for a few minutes, so it took me 13 minutes or so. I had all the questions correct, and I only got a 146! I’m so disappointed that I might have to take the test again.

I just brained 3 nuns with a notebook that’s running Ubuntu. Lowest power usage I’ve seen in a nun-beater yet.

Today something happened that offered me some new evidence that I am indeed a superhero! I was walking down the steps on my way to work, carrying some garbage. The last flight of steps is very long and has a little bend at the top. When I negotiated the corner, the garbage started to slip. I caught it, but misstepped the next step and I plummeted more than a dozen steps down to the floor. Behold, I protected the garbage (!?), and the only thing broken was the banana that I had stuck in my pocket; it had a little dent. I was fine. Not a single bruise or scratch on me. I swear, Jim’s got shit on me! ;)

What would happen if Mr. T played Warcraft? I don’t know, but I’ll bet he’ll create his own character class. :)