Crazy Night of Dreams

This evening I woke up at 4:00 and felt like I was done sleeping. I played around on my phone for about an hour before falling back asleep. That’s when the nutty dreams started.

I had a dream within a dream, but I didn’t realise it. I was dreaming about something really sad and I was crying. I was afraid of waking up Joasia, so I woke up. When I saw that she wasn’t stirring, I was wondering what had made me so sad. And then I really woke up. (Or did I!?) I fell back asleep for another hour, and then I woke up again because I was once again overcome with sadness.

Wtf.

Queuing

I think the sign of an organised society is their ability to queue, which is why it is so frustrating each time I see Dutch people absolutely fail at it.

Before the Rickroll…

…there was this asshole on Napster who offered a bunch of popular blockbuster films which, when you downloaded them, always turned out to be fucking Zoolander. I salute you, you beautiful prehistoric internet troll, you!