Sir Archibald Mapsalot III

This is the absolute brilliance of The Daily Show writing staff at its peak.

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Sir Archibald Mapsalot III: “There’s nothing the Arab respects, Jon, more than a strong, steady, white hand, drawing arbitary lines ‘twixt their ridiculous tribal allegiances.”
Jon Stewart: “But that, see, right there, see, that seems a bit racist.”
Sir Archibald Mapsalot III: “What-what? You called me a whatnow? Steady! Steady that jib! Calling me a racist, would be imply that I cared enough to hate them. Or! Or,… was interested enough to learn things about them to dislike.”

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