Global Warming

So, I had been getting annoyed at the loading times for my website, and I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. It didn’t seem to be the connectivity of the server, or the way I had structured the classes and coding of the php I had written. It turns out that I helped drown several polar bears by contributing to global warming by forgetting to reapply the indices to the database tables after the migration! I can be such a dumbass sometimes, and if Marco tells me that the webserver has burnt a hole in the floor trying to compute all the requests to the database coming from my website, I can’t but take the blame for it. Glad I found the problem, though, once I finally started to really look for the cause.

Pessimism

Today, I realised that only when I am really tired do I get pessimistic, because even though I can be incredibly cynical, I’m not really a pessimist. Man, I really could use some sleep right now. FML. ;)

Fusion

The idea of nuclear fusion, or cold fusion is so overwhelming to me. Creating energy will solve everything. Everything. The idea that I will be able to see it in my lifetime fills me with so much optimism and hope!