God, the latest season of Archer (or Archer Vice as this season has been dubbed) is fantastic! In the last episode, Archer, Cyrill and Ray are in Bolivia trying to find La Madrina, the godmother of the Cali Cartel in order to sell their “shit-tonne” of cocaine before Pam uses it all (and turns into a slender woman with massive breasts.)
Here Archer befriends a bunch of locals in his attempt to make contact with El Madrina. It looks to be somewhat successful as they attract the necessary attention. The greatest exchange of the episode:
Cyrill: I have a question; since we’re now essentially captives of the Cali cartel and being dragged off to god knows what terrible fate, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SMILING!?
Archer: a) We’re not their captives, we’re about to be their business partners, b) I bet there’s a pretty descent chance La Madrina owns a tiger, and c) guapo means handsome.
Of the inevitable sex scene between Archer and La Madrina, we only see the conclusion:
I can’t wait for next week’s episode. :)